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Aria : ( I was lucky just a while ago. Without those regulars, i would've definitely got killed. I don't really feel like being 'one' with them yet. We could've varied from the law of the tower thanks to that little experiment. But we cannot last that long. As time goes on, our minds and bodies get torn down and decay. That's it. There's an expiration date till we can last in this tower. To keep us ,who are unstable, alive. They've casted a spell on us with that special man. The law that assures 'only one body can contain single entity' is pretty lenient to that man. Our biometrics is saved through the spell between him and us. So once we die off or cannot last longer we become 'one' with him and get resurrected again as independent entities after a while.)
Black dude : ...Come back
Aria : ( This is the high-level but incomplete spell of immortality. Thanks to this we can live forever without dying but every time we become one it makes me feel uncomfortable and getting disappeared. It feels very insecure to blindly wait till the moment i become my own self, and always stuffy as if i were bound to that man. )
Black dude : ( ...now one more to go. These guys are useless like always. )
Aria : ( Before we joined this war, commander Lyborick made us promise that he would let us free from the laws and restrictions of the spell once we succeeded in killing the regular called 'Jyu Viole Grace' and winning the battle. It's another problem if that promise is trustworthy... but i don't wanna miss this chance..! A mouse..!!)
Baam : ( it's done...!! There's no prison in front of jump device. That means if i keep heading towards to this way, i'll be able to reach the place where map boss is imprisoned without messing with White. )
White : ( He's not hesitating at all... At this rate there will be no room of variable till he faces that map boss or something. ) Hey we're on the same team stop running away like that. Why don't you get a lesson from me in exchange for your life?
Baam ( The retarded ) : Noewwww! Who on this tower would do such a thing! Are you crazy?
White : ( Now you're doing it. You might not have noticed, but those monsters from the prisons so far were not on easy level. Since his majesty was standing behind you all along, you thought they were relatively weak. Just like a herring getting chased by a catfish, i, the menace must have helped you go forward and you've become even stronger in that brief moment. Tho you have grown so fast, now are in the state of soon to be exploded even with the slightest touch.)
( Aria has arrived )
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( Ehhhhh? Sore wa teki ...? )
Aria : All right it seems i've come to the right place. So you're the slayer nominee? I'm right in front of you!
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( Taihendearu...! )
Aria : ( Wait a sec... that man behind him... is 'White' who fought Kallavan in the previous wall...! Not like ordinary rankers, It's quite a troublesome if my opponent is White...)
White : ( A variable has arrived at the right moment. I guess she's worthy of using. ) It seems you're now thinking that i'm an enemy. But i'm after that regular, just like you. If you stand in his way, i won't hurt you.
Baam ( The retarded ) : Mr.White What are you...!!
White : I never make allies, but this time i'll gratefully cooperate with you. ( His majesty is gladly going to use you as a little variable to make him explode - )
Aria : Kewl. I have no idea what's going on but i guess i would be able to benefit from you.
Box : 4th division commander Aria let me explain about this map.
Aria : Ah please
Box : The name of this map is 'two choices' There are Jump route, which is quite dangerous but fast and safe route, which is safe but slow. You can choose either of them. The participant right in front of you was heading to jump stand through jump route. When you jump on the stand, you get a right to fight against the map boss and one you beat him you can pass the map.
Aria : oh really ( So it seems like that 'jump stand' is right behind me.) By any chance, have i arrived at the critical moment?
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( What am i supposed to do? I can't even move to back and forth. Once the next turn starts the enemy will interfere even if i make it to the jump device and Mr. White will reach the device in next turn. That means i'll be attacked by two enemies at the same time. Then i must get through that woman who has just appeared... She must have more than a skill of a ranker if she's a division commander... Would i be able to beat her in one turn? )
Kitty : Where do you want meow to move you?
Baam ( The retarded ) : Wait...wait a sec...!! i need time to think... ( I can't help it. I have to go forward. I must beat her in single turn and jump! ) I'm going to move myself forward....one square!!!
Aria : You nerveless!!
( lame skills from Baam )
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( White the badass is right behind my back. I should never stop the attack!!
Aria : ( This boi is retarded ...!!) Uggh!! ( btw That power of his.. is he really a regular?) You're annoying-!
( Baam is helpless he can do nothing against Aria. What a shame.)
Aria : You know, it seems you're quite strong for a regular- it was a fortune but i have been promoted to division commander in Zahard army!
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( her level of power is escalating like hell.... i won't be able to defend this any further... )
Shinwonryu!!
( lame effects and fonts from siu like always )
Aria : ( What kind of power was that? How can a regular can make such.... I've never experienced this kind of power before. huh? wait What is this? Was a brief moment...but it felt like... my breath was open... the link between that bastard and me was disconnected for a while...! Has that regular's attack dispelled me for a moment? No way- His power can remove that spell on me? )
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( i have no time left...! No matter what i must beat her before my chance fades away!!)
( lame moves again )
Aria : Hey stand right there!!
( retarded boi keeps attacking )
Aria : I said- Stop Duuuuude!!
White : ?
Aria : You...What have you done to me just a moment ago?
Baam ( The retarded ) : ...Ehhhh?
White : (What's going on?)
Baam ( The retarded ) : Did you just asked me what i did to you ?
Aria : Yeah that flashy thingy just a moment ago. You have some kind of special power don't you?
Baam ( The retarded ) : ( Is she talking about Shinwonyru? ) Ehhh Yeah...kinda.. special. Sort of removing spells or something...
Aria : You really can do that? Is that even possible? ( As i expected..!! i need this guy.)
Baam ( The retarded ) : Ehhhh.... maybe..?
Aria : I guess i need that power of yours a bit. How about this? If you promise to help me, i'm going to help you reach the final point while avoiding White.
Baam ( The retarded ) : KEWL!!
Aria : Shhhh- We can both move through that portal . But instead, You should remove this restriction of mine once we reach that point and our contract will be terminated. After that, of course, i also have to attack you bc we're enemies but it won't be a loss since you must ride out this crisis right now, right?
White : ( Why did she stop the attack? What are those talking about? )
Aria : Allying with me for a while would be better than dealing with two enemies, isn't it?
Baam : All right I have no idea what kind of stories you have...but i'll do it.
White : Hey.
Aria & Retarded : !!
White : I'm not sure what kind of reason made you two stop fighting, but if you guys are planing to leaving me out, That would be a foolish action. Do not think anything stupid. Nothing changes even if there's another highranker scum standing before me. His majesty does not care about the number of enemies he should behead.
Aria : He's freaking scary indeed... I feel like regretting the deal we've just made... Well he won't be able to reach us before we jump. What the hell are you doing right now? Go to the jump stand before your turn ends!!
Baam ( The retarded ) : Ehhh? All right! Pls let me jump!!! I'm gonna move to final point right now!!
Box : It takes 10 minutes to activate the jump stand. Your time is up so you cannot jump right away.
Baam : WTF? I've never heard about that!!
Box : It's called 'rule' biatch. If you had prepared to move when your turn has started, you would've been able to move in this turn.
Baam : But Mr.White is comming in next trun!!
Box : The rules are also written in your pocket.
Baam ( The retarded ) : And who the hell read all of those!!!
* at the same time*
Khun : I'm finally done with reading it-
Box : Anyway i'll activate it right away. Now your turn is over. Here come the next participant.
Baam : !!
Box : player White Are you going to move?
White : Of course. I'll move forward.... one square.
Aria : !!
White : I guess our garthering was something like an inevitable fate from the very start.
Baam : ( Here he comes...!!)
White : I would be so grateful if this fate of yours let his majesty taste his ultimate banquet.
Aria & Baam: ( White is on the same field with us..!! )

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